Sometimes when the asshole to human ratio gets out of whack, it's good to remember those who have died and by their passing left the world a better place because they're no longer in it.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
There's xmas crap in the store already!
Any day now the hysterical talking heads on the hatestream media will be hysterically whining about the mythical war on xmas. I consider it my patriotic duty to fight back, since they're the ones who call it a "war."
First, to really make their heads explode, a lovely little holiday tune that about sums up how I feel about their stupid made up holiday to make the supersitious masses buy their cheap crap. Enjoy!
And then, because part of the "war" is fighting with things and over things and about things, I want my things to win over their things. So here's some anti-christmas "ornaments" to stick on your poles to wave around as you take to the streets for the annual war on xmas.
First, to really make their heads explode, a lovely little holiday tune that about sums up how I feel about their stupid made up holiday to make the supersitious masses buy their cheap crap. Enjoy!
And then, because part of the "war" is fighting with things and over things and about things, I want my things to win over their things. So here's some anti-christmas "ornaments" to stick on your poles to wave around as you take to the streets for the annual war on xmas.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Bible Blinders
Anyone who's tried to have a civilized conversation with a Religidiot knows that facts are nasty little things that need to be swept out the door with all the rest of the heathen devil spawn. But I try because I really want to understand how someone can suspend thinking and hand their brain over to someone else to fill to overflowing with all kinds of stupid shit.
So I'm not surprised there's this perverse split of new and old testament crap they treat like a menu of options. If they actually believed what was in the Bible they'd be loving themselves some human beings, no matter if they were black, brown, pink or gay. Instead they focus on the crap that lets them kill anything they don't like and fuck their sisters.
And you know what really scares them? An Atheist who has actually read the Bible because they just know we're going to be flinging those ugly fact things at them.
So I'm not surprised there's this perverse split of new and old testament crap they treat like a menu of options. If they actually believed what was in the Bible they'd be loving themselves some human beings, no matter if they were black, brown, pink or gay. Instead they focus on the crap that lets them kill anything they don't like and fuck their sisters.
And you know what really scares them? An Atheist who has actually read the Bible because they just know we're going to be flinging those ugly fact things at them.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Humble Like Jesus
My favorite kind of irreverent, profanity-laden comic routine poking fun at religion. And if there's anything that is irreverent, profanity-laden, and totally comical--it's religion. So it's kind of a fighting like with like kind of thing. Very amusing.
It's that time of year when most people start thinking about new calendars. Why not combine the beauty of nature with some great Atheist quotes? And you can customize them so they can start and end at whatever month you'd like.
It's that time of year when most people start thinking about new calendars. Why not combine the beauty of nature with some great Atheist quotes? And you can customize them so they can start and end at whatever month you'd like.
Friday, July 23, 2010
Yeah, it happened this way....
How is it any different than what those wild and crazy creationists claim is the truth? At least this one is funny.
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