While driving around the internet tube thing I came across this reworked version of "Twas the night before Christmas," and just had to share it. The author's name is TOM DEGAN
‘Twas the night before Christmas
and all ’round the place
Them Liberals were plannin’
to attack us with mace
The Children were nestled
all snug in their beds
While visions of Rand Paul
stomped on their heads
And mama with her Demerol
and I with my booze
Had just settled down
for a long winter’s snooze
When out on the rooftop
there rose such a ruckus
I sprang from my bed to see
WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON UP THERE???
A posse of Liberals
all armed to the teeth
Were doing rude things
to our poor Christmas wreath
They spoke not a word
but were vile and we shook
As they ripped out the pages
of Ms. Palin’s book
And I heard them exclaim
as they tore up the streets
“Nasty Kringle to all!
Next year leave us some sweets!”
TOM DEGAN
Today's video find comes from The Godless Liberal Social Society
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