After playing the GOP Debate Drinking Game that involved taking a drink every time one of the Republican Crazies invoked their imaginary playmates to help them bring Fascism to America, I ended up wasted and more aware than ever that religion makes people really really stupid. I mean, seriously, how can you believe such insane crap and expect anyone to think you're qualified to be President?
If you can't tell the difference between talking snakes and heads of state, then you're more dangerous than any militant crazy hiding out in a cave somewhere. Most of you on that stage can't find Iraq on a map but think you have the right to inflict your version of god on a country just so you can steal their oil. If your god is so great, how come you have to kill people to make them believe in him?
Guess what? If Jesus existed he'd hate your hypocritical, immoral, lying sack of shit asses for using him to hate everyone who wasn't you or one of your small little inbred circle of cretins. When I see supposed Christians like Bachmann, Perry, and that slimy Golum, Gingrich, I see a crowd of disgusting hypocrites who found a way to steal money from people even dumber than themselves.
They created a religion called "politics" and they're now using it to pick pockets daily. They know there's people so dumb, so brainwashed by the pulpit pimps that they'll let them steal anything as long as they claim to have god on their side. And they always throw a good raw hunk of hate to the congregation because that's what the knuckle-dragging mouth breathers slop up.
But you can only take stupid so far before even it begins to turn on you. Every time one of these jeezus whores opens their mouths and goes on about the Bible says this and the Bible says that in order to enforce their hateful little world views, you know two things: one, that they've never actually read the Bible themselves, and secondly, that each time they speak, a little bell goes off in the rest of the population and another Atheist is created.
Just keep talking your stupid shit and you'll eventually be as extinct as the dinosaurs on your ark, because no one wants to follow a religion that makes them as intolerably stupid as today's Christian-Tealiban-Americans.
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
My Cult is better than your Cult...nyah nyah nyah...
The thing about religion and its Borg-like followers is that compromise or tolerance is nowhere in their version of the Bible, so they eventually turn on each other like a pack of inane nonsense spouting hyenas. They realize there's not much new room at the top if you're looking to raise some of those tax free jeezus bucks before the suckers catch on, so when they see someone sneaking up on them, look out feeding frenzy enthusiasts, the show is about to begin.
This is what is currently going on between the Baptists and the Mormons.
“I think the decision for conservative Evangelical Christians right now is going to be, do we prefer somebody who is truly a believer in Jesus Christ or somebody who is a good moral person but is a member of a cult? And it’s not politically correct to say but it is true, Mormonism is a cult.”
"...Dr. Robert Jeffress, a Dallas pastor and leader of the Southern Baptist Convention Read More
When you have two of the biggest cults saying to each other, you're a cult, no you're a cult, then you know you've entered Beavis and Butthead territory, and because there's politics involved, it's going to enter realms not even the hyenas want to claim. But you see, it's like stink on shit. Once it's on you, it's on you. Good luck trying to rub it off on someone else, like say...the Catholic Church that considers both of these asshat cultists as total amateurs when it comes to raking in the bucks and spreading the bullshit thick and deep.
This is what is currently going on between the Baptists and the Mormons.
“I think the decision for conservative Evangelical Christians right now is going to be, do we prefer somebody who is truly a believer in Jesus Christ or somebody who is a good moral person but is a member of a cult? And it’s not politically correct to say but it is true, Mormonism is a cult.”
"...Dr. Robert Jeffress, a Dallas pastor and leader of the Southern Baptist Convention Read More
When you have two of the biggest cults saying to each other, you're a cult, no you're a cult, then you know you've entered Beavis and Butthead territory, and because there's politics involved, it's going to enter realms not even the hyenas want to claim. But you see, it's like stink on shit. Once it's on you, it's on you. Good luck trying to rub it off on someone else, like say...the Catholic Church that considers both of these asshat cultists as total amateurs when it comes to raking in the bucks and spreading the bullshit thick and deep.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Congressional Sheeple
More than once over the last few days, as I watched the sideshow in Congress play out over raising the debt ceiling, the blurring of the line between church and state became increasingly obvious. It no longer was a battle between political parties; it was now a battle to inflict one group's religious dogma on everyone else.
Anyone who has ever attempted the futile task of trying to inject reason and logic into an argument with a fundamentalist whack job, soon realized there was no room left for anything else inside that wandering wasteland that passed for a Religidiot's cranium.
It's a dead zone in there, a hellhole filled with fear, misinformation, outright lies, and a belief that only unreal things like talking snakes and imaginary playmates can save them from all the other scary voices in their heads.
And because such stupidity has always been easily channeled into a movement to be used, abused, and eventually slaughtered, religidiots fill the seats in Congress and other political offices where a useful moron is required to pass someone else's agenda.
But of course, religion is the biggest someone else's agenda ever invented. It's been used to start and continue wars, destroy countries, enemies, competitors, rivals, and anything that didn't fit some power elite's plan to wipe the earth with his insatiable greed.
Religion has always served as the ultimate provider of non-thinking, obedient, unquestioning sheeple for the real rulers of the universe to achieve that wiping.
Without religion teaching them they have no business thinking for themselves when there's smart, rich people who will do it for them, there would be no tea party sheeple.
And without religion there might be a chance of swaying them to the side of reasonable compromise, to get them off their knees and look into the face of facts instead of manipulative lies and propaganda.
But as the Republicans who courted these fanatics learned when they stupidly recruited them because they needed to up the body count enough to get re-elected,there's no negotiating with religious terrorists.
They'll take the country down with them before they deviate from the path they're nailed to because facts are, in their feeble little sheeple minds, dirty liberal lies.
They've been told this over and over again by hate radio and fake news, just as they were fed carefully selected parts of the bible by some self-serving preacher knowing exactly what words and phrases to use to get them to hate the right people and march eagerly to their own slaughter, and of course, donate to the "right" cause before they were sacrificed at the end of their usefulness.(George W and the evangelicals he used and then discarded.)
And now it might be too late to turn back, too late to move the country forward when it is so obviously sliding into banana republic status. It would take reasoning with people who will believe a talking jackass and born again zombies before they let anything resembling truth enter their pathetic little brains.
And unless the rest of the country wakes up, these religious crazies will have their end of the world fantasy they've spent decades building callouses on their knees to celebrate. They'll get their banana republic where they can shoot non-believers, gays, lesbians, black, brown, red, any color, any belief that is not non-white christian crazies.
They'll get their dumbing down of the population so completely that in decades to come, few will even know there was a time when not everyone was a superstitious moron picking fleas out of their shit-blocked ears.
Civilization will have to start again from the beginning as it always has after it let the crazies take over. It's called "evolution" and it's continual because every few centuries it once again becomes necessary due to the stupidity of humanity.
Anyone who has ever attempted the futile task of trying to inject reason and logic into an argument with a fundamentalist whack job, soon realized there was no room left for anything else inside that wandering wasteland that passed for a Religidiot's cranium.
It's a dead zone in there, a hellhole filled with fear, misinformation, outright lies, and a belief that only unreal things like talking snakes and imaginary playmates can save them from all the other scary voices in their heads.
And because such stupidity has always been easily channeled into a movement to be used, abused, and eventually slaughtered, religidiots fill the seats in Congress and other political offices where a useful moron is required to pass someone else's agenda.
But of course, religion is the biggest someone else's agenda ever invented. It's been used to start and continue wars, destroy countries, enemies, competitors, rivals, and anything that didn't fit some power elite's plan to wipe the earth with his insatiable greed.
Religion has always served as the ultimate provider of non-thinking, obedient, unquestioning sheeple for the real rulers of the universe to achieve that wiping.
Without religion teaching them they have no business thinking for themselves when there's smart, rich people who will do it for them, there would be no tea party sheeple.
And without religion there might be a chance of swaying them to the side of reasonable compromise, to get them off their knees and look into the face of facts instead of manipulative lies and propaganda.
But as the Republicans who courted these fanatics learned when they stupidly recruited them because they needed to up the body count enough to get re-elected,there's no negotiating with religious terrorists.
They'll take the country down with them before they deviate from the path they're nailed to because facts are, in their feeble little sheeple minds, dirty liberal lies.
They've been told this over and over again by hate radio and fake news, just as they were fed carefully selected parts of the bible by some self-serving preacher knowing exactly what words and phrases to use to get them to hate the right people and march eagerly to their own slaughter, and of course, donate to the "right" cause before they were sacrificed at the end of their usefulness.(George W and the evangelicals he used and then discarded.)
And now it might be too late to turn back, too late to move the country forward when it is so obviously sliding into banana republic status. It would take reasoning with people who will believe a talking jackass and born again zombies before they let anything resembling truth enter their pathetic little brains.
And unless the rest of the country wakes up, these religious crazies will have their end of the world fantasy they've spent decades building callouses on their knees to celebrate. They'll get their banana republic where they can shoot non-believers, gays, lesbians, black, brown, red, any color, any belief that is not non-white christian crazies.
They'll get their dumbing down of the population so completely that in decades to come, few will even know there was a time when not everyone was a superstitious moron picking fleas out of their shit-blocked ears.
Civilization will have to start again from the beginning as it always has after it let the crazies take over. It's called "evolution" and it's continual because every few centuries it once again becomes necessary due to the stupidity of humanity.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Preying On The Stupid
As stupid and ridiculous as these morons on a mission from god may appear, as hilarious as they seem as some bizarre comedy act, as insane as they may seem to anyone with even half a brain: here's a sobering thought. They have followers. You know what that means? The planet is totally fucked. The dumbification is complete. There's now more stupid people on the planet, more people who prefer to follow rather than lead, whose only real meaning in life is to either be used by cannon fodder in some rich asshole's war, or to be used by some rich assholes to make themselves even richer. And they're mentally ill. How else would they accept such monumental and ridiculous crap unless they had no clue about the difference between facts and reality. Oh wait a minute...that's why they think the bible is true. They don't know the difference...
Monday, May 23, 2011
Get yourself some of that rapture cult money!
How many remember the bleating hysterics who built bunkers to escape the horrifying terror of Y2K? They ran around like stampeded sheep trying to escape the terrifying beast no one except eighty year old computer programmers understood?
Setting aside the possibility that many of them may still be locked down underneath the earth waiting for the gays and Atheists to die off, and looking away guiltily if someone asks if you really did nail their bunker doors shut to make sure they never escaped, those packages of freeze-dried barely edible crap and barrels of by now fecund drinking water are probably close to running out.
When they emerge like pale, petrified moles with foot long nails and matted beards, there's a good chance they're going to be more than a bit pissed off that the world didn't end and they lived in a dank hole for over a decade for nothing. That means everyone who accumulated mass bucks selling them faux food and barrels of tap water will not be getting repeat customers.
That's where the rapture crazies come in. Think about it. There's a whole new market waiting to be exploited. Imagine the possibilities! Personal submarines to escape the apocalyptic floods, asbestos tubes to protect them from the hellfire on earth, and all kinds of businesses to take care of pets, exchanging current spouses in favor of newer models more suitable for breeding and populating the afterlife. And liquidating all those burdensome homes, cars, boats, RVs, and collectible plates with eagles and the statue of liberty engraved in gold flake. The potential income is limited only by your ethics and sense of morality. Use their current preachers/churches as models and those things won't get in your way because they've demonstrated how useless they truly are in such a consumer-driven earth home.
But of course, as in all money making endeavors, there's the bottom feeders. For you who are always waiting for the moment to "invest" in someone else's fear, insecurities, and desire for vengeance, there is this video to educate you on the basics.
Setting aside the possibility that many of them may still be locked down underneath the earth waiting for the gays and Atheists to die off, and looking away guiltily if someone asks if you really did nail their bunker doors shut to make sure they never escaped, those packages of freeze-dried barely edible crap and barrels of by now fecund drinking water are probably close to running out.
When they emerge like pale, petrified moles with foot long nails and matted beards, there's a good chance they're going to be more than a bit pissed off that the world didn't end and they lived in a dank hole for over a decade for nothing. That means everyone who accumulated mass bucks selling them faux food and barrels of tap water will not be getting repeat customers.
That's where the rapture crazies come in. Think about it. There's a whole new market waiting to be exploited. Imagine the possibilities! Personal submarines to escape the apocalyptic floods, asbestos tubes to protect them from the hellfire on earth, and all kinds of businesses to take care of pets, exchanging current spouses in favor of newer models more suitable for breeding and populating the afterlife. And liquidating all those burdensome homes, cars, boats, RVs, and collectible plates with eagles and the statue of liberty engraved in gold flake. The potential income is limited only by your ethics and sense of morality. Use their current preachers/churches as models and those things won't get in your way because they've demonstrated how useless they truly are in such a consumer-driven earth home.
But of course, as in all money making endeavors, there's the bottom feeders. For you who are always waiting for the moment to "invest" in someone else's fear, insecurities, and desire for vengeance, there is this video to educate you on the basics.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Jeezus Loves Himself Some Crazy People
Whenever reasonable, sane people think they can use logic, facts, and Science to fight against the intolerable ignorance of in-bred bible-thumping morons, it would do them well to keep the folks in this video in mind...and move on to something that is higher up on the food chain.
There's a kind of stupid that's beyond repair and the only hope for the rest of the planet is that they continue to breed among themselves so thoroughly that eventually they will wilt into the shit of their own doom from genetic mutations so horrible, their very bodies go running away screaming in terror.
There's a kind of stupid that's beyond repair and the only hope for the rest of the planet is that they continue to breed among themselves so thoroughly that eventually they will wilt into the shit of their own doom from genetic mutations so horrible, their very bodies go running away screaming in terror.
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