Just remember, when those inbred morons start going on about America being a Christian nation, their claims are no different than when the occupants of padded rooms start going on about being anally probed by aliens. If you need proof of this, here's some Christians providing all the proof you need with their words, actions, and wild-eyed insanity they fool themselves into believing is religion. It's religion, alright. Just back away from the drugs and no one gets hurt.
Crazy story of the day discovered by a Crazy Ass Bear who has a preference for mocking religion, dogmatists, and mindless true believers.
Welcome to the Crazy Ass Bear's Find of the Day
There be weird monsters beyond this point and most of them go by names such as Teahadists, Palibanists, Morans, Goposaurs, Tealiban, and Al-Qrazy. I'll share some of the silliest ones who deserve to have a light shined on their stupidity.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Friday, May 7, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Jesus Hearts Porn
Here we have a serious subject under discussion, the right of a woman to choose what to do with her own body, and the Goposaur who surely cites the sanctity of womanhood as he votes to deny her this right in the name of his meddling god, spends some quality time ogling naked women. Maybe he's looking for someone to have his baby. Yeah, that's a good excuse. Except he hasn't run it by his wife yet because you just know she's not going to get the whole I was bored so I decided to go boobie surfing, argument. She's going to whack him upside his hypocritical porn-surfing smut-loving jesus screaming head. The rest of his state should vote him out of office so he'll have all kinds of time to surf to his heart's content without doing it on the taxpayer dime.
Monday, May 3, 2010
When No Means No
I don't know where crazy ass christians got the idea that if they just bothered you enough, you'd somehow give in. The whole idea that forcing your beliefs on someone is annoying just whizzes right by their poor brainwashed heads.
Get a clue, guys. There's a reason you don't see Atheists knocking on doors asking you to celebrate nothing. Because it's all in your heads, you morons! You believe some book written by people who believed the earth was flat. How stupid is that?
Jesus and all your imaginary playmates are hallucinations from bad food or something you swallowed, and it's rude to demand others share in your hallucinations.
Get a clue, guys. There's a reason you don't see Atheists knocking on doors asking you to celebrate nothing. Because it's all in your heads, you morons! You believe some book written by people who believed the earth was flat. How stupid is that?
Jesus and all your imaginary playmates are hallucinations from bad food or something you swallowed, and it's rude to demand others share in your hallucinations.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Crazy Christian Cultists call in to whine.
These guys are great. They deal with the religion cultists with humor, intelligence, and facts as they call into their show. Here's a sample selection.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Does Religion Make You Stupid?
Some interesting test results showing the correlation between religious belief and IQ. Anyone who's driven through some of the scariest parts of Dumbfuckistan in the deepest darkest parts of the GodCultist southern states won't be surprised by these results. Believe me, I thought they'd be far lower than they were. But then I was just reading the billboards and the Teabagger's signs. That would have lowered the numbers considerably if they included more of them. I imagine they couldn't climb over the bodies of census takers and UPS delivery guys to ask them about their religious beliefs which is why they weren't included.
Friday, April 23, 2010
The Hypocrisy of Religion
Really excellent video showing the hypocrisy of the media over religion, politics, and health care. These are some seriously disturbed crazy people. Keep in mind this is the public side of them. What the hell are they like when we aren't watching?
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