Ho Ho Ho, it's day twelve!

Christmas Hotdog by Crazy_Card_Lady
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War On Christmas, Day Number Eleven

No War On Christmas is complete without including all the villagers in the fight. Enjoy!

Drink Up Bitches by orsobear
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War On Christmas, Day Number Ten

By now some of you have reached the family home where the rehashing of festering wounds is served alongside the why haven't you of condemnation, and blissfully topped off with lavish displays of you could have this too if you kissed as many asses as I have, and finally consummated with an overdose of STFU. It's a good thing there's only a couple days left before the countdown begins for the next sentimental, with an emphasis on the mental, family gathering.

Dark Soul Skull by orsobear
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War On Christmas, Day Number Nine

The real meaning of xmas, no matter what religion or lack of one you have. It always comes down to this.

Christmas Money Tree by godless_heathen
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War On Christmas, Day Number Eight

May the flying monkeys gift you with a bad attitude and a whole pile of fruitcakes if you don't laugh your ass off at this lovely tribute to the war on christmas.

Flying Skull Monkey by orsobear
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War On Christmas, Day Number Seven

For many of you, this will be the last couple days of peace before you get thrown into the firepit of holy dysfunctional family festivities. If you think I make war on Christmas, you haven't seen anything because there's really nothing that matches the festering resentments waiting to explode over the holiday supper table. Joy to the World! Fuck yeah! May you survive it in one piece.

Feast of Dysfunction by Crazy_Card_Lady
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War On Christmas, Day Number Six

Note to the rightwingnuts who rub themselves with essence of jeezus before mating with their kinfolk: when you become a parody of your own beliefs, it's time to wake up and smell the horseshit.

Pro-Evolution by godless_heathen
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War On Christmas, Day Number Five

After taking day four to honor Christopher Hitchens, it's back to making fun of the pathetic little creatures who want to take over the world with their whining. As I watch them complain that not everyone wants to be part of their cults, and as I watch them try and force their religions on everyone else, I am struck by something so painfully obvious: it sucks to be them.  I mean, think about it. If what they believed was so wonderful, so satisfying, so world altering fantastic, why do they have to whine that not everyone wants to be part of it? If it's so good, why aren't they just practicing what they believe and leaving the rest of the world alone? Only really insecure douche bags find so little pleasure in their lives that they have to be mean little shits to everyone else. Maybe they need to accept that the whole god thing just isn't doing it for them. If it was, they'd be like Atheists or other people who don't need imaginary friends to feel complete or moral or ethical. They'd accept the limitations of their own existence and quit looking for others to blame for their shortcomings. They'd realize that no god is going to rescue them from the misery of their empty, meaningless lives, that it's up to them to chart their own destiny. And certainly they'd develop a sense of humor and quit whining about stuff all the time. We'd all be happy if they'd just lighten up and let everyone live as they see fit.

In honor of day five and humor and memories of my own family, I present today's video. If the ability to make this kind of entertainment was around when I lived at home  surrounded by  multitudes of strange accented English, I would have so made something like this.

Evolution Of The Smartest by godless_heathen
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