More than once over the last few days, as I watched the sideshow in Congress play out over raising the debt ceiling, the blurring of the line between church and state became increasingly obvious. It no longer was a battle between political parties; it was now a battle to inflict one group's religious dogma on everyone else.
Anyone who has ever attempted the futile task of trying to inject reason and logic into an argument with a fundamentalist whack job, soon realized there was no room left for anything else inside that wandering wasteland that passed for a Religidiot's cranium.
It's a dead zone in there, a hellhole filled with fear, misinformation, outright lies, and a belief that only unreal things like talking snakes and imaginary playmates can save them from all the other scary voices in their heads.
And because such stupidity has always been easily channeled into a movement to be used, abused, and eventually slaughtered, religidiots fill the seats in Congress and other political offices where a useful moron is required to pass someone else's agenda.
But of course, religion is the biggest someone else's agenda ever invented. It's been used to start and continue wars, destroy countries, enemies, competitors, rivals, and anything that didn't fit some power elite's plan to wipe the earth with his insatiable greed.
Religion has always served as the ultimate provider of non-thinking, obedient, unquestioning sheeple for the real rulers of the universe to achieve that wiping.
Without religion teaching them they have no business thinking for themselves when there's smart, rich people who will do it for them, there would be no tea party sheeple.
And without religion there might be a chance of swaying them to the side of reasonable compromise, to get them off their knees and look into the face of facts instead of manipulative lies and propaganda.
But as the Republicans who courted these fanatics learned when they stupidly recruited them because they needed to up the body count enough to get re-elected,there's no negotiating with religious terrorists.
They'll take the country down with them before they deviate from the path they're nailed to because facts are, in their feeble little sheeple minds, dirty liberal lies.
They've been told this over and over again by hate radio and fake news, just as they were fed carefully selected parts of the bible by some self-serving preacher knowing exactly what words and phrases to use to get them to hate the right people and march eagerly to their own slaughter, and of course, donate to the "right" cause before they were sacrificed at the end of their usefulness.(George W and the evangelicals he used and then discarded.)
And now it might be too late to turn back, too late to move the country forward when it is so obviously sliding into banana republic status. It would take reasoning with people who will believe a talking jackass and born again zombies before they let anything resembling truth enter their pathetic little brains.
And unless the rest of the country wakes up, these religious crazies will have their end of the world fantasy they've spent decades building callouses on their knees to celebrate. They'll get their banana republic where they can shoot non-believers, gays, lesbians, black, brown, red, any color, any belief that is not non-white christian crazies.
They'll get their dumbing down of the population so completely that in decades to come, few will even know there was a time when not everyone was a superstitious moron picking fleas out of their shit-blocked ears.
Civilization will have to start again from the beginning as it always has after it let the crazies take over. It's called "evolution" and it's continual because every few centuries it once again becomes necessary due to the stupidity of humanity.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Preying On The Stupid
As stupid and ridiculous as these morons on a mission from god may appear, as hilarious as they seem as some bizarre comedy act, as insane as they may seem to anyone with even half a brain: here's a sobering thought. They have followers. You know what that means? The planet is totally fucked. The dumbification is complete. There's now more stupid people on the planet, more people who prefer to follow rather than lead, whose only real meaning in life is to either be used by cannon fodder in some rich asshole's war, or to be used by some rich assholes to make themselves even richer. And they're mentally ill. How else would they accept such monumental and ridiculous crap unless they had no clue about the difference between facts and reality. Oh wait a minute...that's why they think the bible is true. They don't know the difference...
Monday, May 23, 2011
Get yourself some of that rapture cult money!
How many remember the bleating hysterics who built bunkers to escape the horrifying terror of Y2K? They ran around like stampeded sheep trying to escape the terrifying beast no one except eighty year old computer programmers understood?
Setting aside the possibility that many of them may still be locked down underneath the earth waiting for the gays and Atheists to die off, and looking away guiltily if someone asks if you really did nail their bunker doors shut to make sure they never escaped, those packages of freeze-dried barely edible crap and barrels of by now fecund drinking water are probably close to running out.
When they emerge like pale, petrified moles with foot long nails and matted beards, there's a good chance they're going to be more than a bit pissed off that the world didn't end and they lived in a dank hole for over a decade for nothing. That means everyone who accumulated mass bucks selling them faux food and barrels of tap water will not be getting repeat customers.
That's where the rapture crazies come in. Think about it. There's a whole new market waiting to be exploited. Imagine the possibilities! Personal submarines to escape the apocalyptic floods, asbestos tubes to protect them from the hellfire on earth, and all kinds of businesses to take care of pets, exchanging current spouses in favor of newer models more suitable for breeding and populating the afterlife. And liquidating all those burdensome homes, cars, boats, RVs, and collectible plates with eagles and the statue of liberty engraved in gold flake. The potential income is limited only by your ethics and sense of morality. Use their current preachers/churches as models and those things won't get in your way because they've demonstrated how useless they truly are in such a consumer-driven earth home.
But of course, as in all money making endeavors, there's the bottom feeders. For you who are always waiting for the moment to "invest" in someone else's fear, insecurities, and desire for vengeance, there is this video to educate you on the basics.
Setting aside the possibility that many of them may still be locked down underneath the earth waiting for the gays and Atheists to die off, and looking away guiltily if someone asks if you really did nail their bunker doors shut to make sure they never escaped, those packages of freeze-dried barely edible crap and barrels of by now fecund drinking water are probably close to running out.
When they emerge like pale, petrified moles with foot long nails and matted beards, there's a good chance they're going to be more than a bit pissed off that the world didn't end and they lived in a dank hole for over a decade for nothing. That means everyone who accumulated mass bucks selling them faux food and barrels of tap water will not be getting repeat customers.
That's where the rapture crazies come in. Think about it. There's a whole new market waiting to be exploited. Imagine the possibilities! Personal submarines to escape the apocalyptic floods, asbestos tubes to protect them from the hellfire on earth, and all kinds of businesses to take care of pets, exchanging current spouses in favor of newer models more suitable for breeding and populating the afterlife. And liquidating all those burdensome homes, cars, boats, RVs, and collectible plates with eagles and the statue of liberty engraved in gold flake. The potential income is limited only by your ethics and sense of morality. Use their current preachers/churches as models and those things won't get in your way because they've demonstrated how useless they truly are in such a consumer-driven earth home.
But of course, as in all money making endeavors, there's the bottom feeders. For you who are always waiting for the moment to "invest" in someone else's fear, insecurities, and desire for vengeance, there is this video to educate you on the basics.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Jeezus Loves Himself Some Crazy People
Whenever reasonable, sane people think they can use logic, facts, and Science to fight against the intolerable ignorance of in-bred bible-thumping morons, it would do them well to keep the folks in this video in mind...and move on to something that is higher up on the food chain.
There's a kind of stupid that's beyond repair and the only hope for the rest of the planet is that they continue to breed among themselves so thoroughly that eventually they will wilt into the shit of their own doom from genetic mutations so horrible, their very bodies go running away screaming in terror.
There's a kind of stupid that's beyond repair and the only hope for the rest of the planet is that they continue to breed among themselves so thoroughly that eventually they will wilt into the shit of their own doom from genetic mutations so horrible, their very bodies go running away screaming in terror.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
You Too Can Be A Cult Leader
Creepy how you can apply these techniques to just about anyone and end up with Teabaggers, Republicans, Conservatives, Fox News Viewers, Limbots...any kind of easily manipulated, not very bright, tools for some power pigs to come along and steal the barely used brains from their skulls.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Aliens, Jesus, and the Dinosaurs
I stumbled across the History Channel a while back and after reading the offerings and watching a bit of it, I realized a phenomenal paradigm shift has occurred in the American version of History. All "scholarly" works used as reference are religious books, which means a station that calls itself "The History Channel" only covers things that happened in the last few thousand years. And amazingly enough, Jesus and other religious figures are not descended from humans or apes. They're fucking aliens! The whole channel is devoted to aliens. Seriously. All you Jesus worshippers. He's some dude from outer space! And has anyone asked him for HIS birth certificate or proof of citizenship? Seriously, you know he's just got to be an ILLEGAL alien. You better ask for those papers before he starts bringing his whole damn family to this planet.
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