There's xmas crap in the store already!

Any day now the hysterical talking heads on the hatestream media will be hysterically whining about the mythical war on xmas. I consider it my patriotic duty to fight back, since they're the ones who call it a "war."

First, to really make their heads explode, a lovely little holiday tune that about sums up how I feel about their stupid made up holiday to make the supersitious masses buy their cheap crap. Enjoy!



And then, because part of the "war" is fighting with things and over things and about things, I want my things to win over their things. So here's some anti-christmas "ornaments" to stick on your poles to wave around as you take to the streets for the annual war on xmas.

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Bible Blinders

Anyone who's tried to have a civilized conversation with a Religidiot knows that facts are nasty little things that need to be swept out the door with all the rest of the heathen devil spawn. But I try because I really want to understand how someone can suspend thinking and hand their brain over to someone else to fill to overflowing with all kinds of stupid shit.

So I'm not surprised there's this perverse split of new and old testament crap they treat like a menu of options. If they actually believed what was in the Bible they'd be loving themselves some human beings, no matter if they were black, brown, pink or gay. Instead they focus on the crap that lets them kill anything they don't like and fuck their sisters.

And you know what really scares them? An Atheist who has actually read the Bible because they just know we're going to be flinging those ugly fact things at them.

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