War On Christmas, Day Number Eleven

No War On Christmas is complete without including all the villagers in the fight. Enjoy!

Drink Up Bitches by orsobear
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War On Christmas, Day Number Ten

By now some of you have reached the family home where the rehashing of festering wounds is served alongside the why haven't you of condemnation, and blissfully topped off with lavish displays of you could have this too if you kissed as many asses as I have, and finally consummated with an overdose of STFU. It's a good thing there's only a couple days left before the countdown begins for the next sentimental, with an emphasis on the mental, family gathering.

Dark Soul Skull by orsobear
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War On Christmas, Day Number Nine

The real meaning of xmas, no matter what religion or lack of one you have. It always comes down to this.

Christmas Money Tree by godless_heathen
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War On Christmas, Day Number Eight

May the flying monkeys gift you with a bad attitude and a whole pile of fruitcakes if you don't laugh your ass off at this lovely tribute to the war on christmas.

Flying Skull Monkey by orsobear
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War On Christmas, Day Number Seven

For many of you, this will be the last couple days of peace before you get thrown into the firepit of holy dysfunctional family festivities. If you think I make war on Christmas, you haven't seen anything because there's really nothing that matches the festering resentments waiting to explode over the holiday supper table. Joy to the World! Fuck yeah! May you survive it in one piece.

Feast of Dysfunction by Crazy_Card_Lady
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War On Christmas, Day Number Six

Note to the rightwingnuts who rub themselves with essence of jeezus before mating with their kinfolk: when you become a parody of your own beliefs, it's time to wake up and smell the horseshit.

Pro-Evolution by godless_heathen
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