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There be weird monsters beyond this point and most of them go by names such as Teahadists, Palibanists, Morans, Goposaurs, Tealiban, and Al-Qrazy. I'll share some of the silliest ones who deserve to have a light shined on their stupidity.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

When The Rot Takes Hold

After playing the GOP Debate Drinking Game that involved taking a drink every time one of the Republican Crazies invoked their imaginary playmates to help them bring Fascism to America, I ended up wasted and more aware than ever that religion makes people really really stupid. I mean, seriously, how can you believe such insane crap and expect anyone to think you're qualified to be President?

If you can't tell the difference between talking snakes and heads of state, then you're more dangerous than any militant crazy hiding out in a cave somewhere. Most of you on that stage can't find Iraq on a map but think you have the right to inflict your version of god on a country just so you can steal their oil. If your god is so great, how come you have to kill people to make them believe in him?

Guess what? If Jesus existed he'd hate your hypocritical, immoral, lying sack of shit asses for using him to hate everyone who wasn't you or one of your small little inbred circle of cretins. When I see supposed Christians like Bachmann, Perry, and that slimy Golum, Gingrich, I see a crowd of disgusting hypocrites who found a way to steal money from people even dumber than themselves.

They created a religion called "politics" and they're now using it to pick pockets daily. They know there's people so dumb, so brainwashed by the pulpit pimps that they'll let them steal anything as long as they claim to have god on their side. And they always throw  a good raw hunk of hate to the congregation because that's what the knuckle-dragging mouth breathers slop up.

But you can only take stupid so far before even it begins to turn on you. Every time one of these jeezus whores opens their mouths and goes on about the Bible says this and the Bible says that in order to enforce their hateful little world views, you know two things: one, that they've never actually read the Bible themselves, and secondly, that each time they speak, a little bell goes off in the rest of the population and another Atheist is created.

 Just keep talking your stupid shit and you'll eventually be as extinct as the dinosaurs on your ark, because no one wants to follow a religion that makes them as intolerably stupid as today's Christian-Tealiban-Americans.

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