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There be weird monsters beyond this point and most of them go by names such as Teahadists, Palibanists, Morans, Goposaurs, Tealiban, and Al-Qrazy. I'll share some of the silliest ones who deserve to have a light shined on their stupidity.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

War On Christmas: Day Three

While driving around the internet tube thing I came across this reworked version of "Twas the night before Christmas," and just had to share it. The author's name is TOM DEGAN

‘Twas the night before Christmas
and all ’round the place
Them Liberals were plannin’
to attack us with mace

The Children were nestled
all snug in their beds
While visions of Rand Paul
stomped on their heads

And mama with her Demerol
and I with my booze
Had just settled down
for a long winter’s snooze

When out on the rooftop
there rose such a ruckus
I sprang from my bed to see

A posse of Liberals
all armed to the teeth
Were doing rude things
to our poor Christmas wreath

They spoke not a word
but were vile and we shook
As they ripped out the pages
of Ms. Palin’s book

And I heard them exclaim
as they tore up the streets
“Nasty Kringle to all!
Next year leave us some sweets!”


Today's video find comes from The Godless Liberal Social Society

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